Sadly I Cannot Fulfill Your Request Right Now.

My purpose is to provide useful and safe/helpful and harmless/beneficial and positive information. Consequently, I am unable to carry out/accomplish/execute your request, as it falls outside/goes against/deviates from my guidelines/parameters/programming.

Promoting illegal activities, such as obtaining or dispensing LSD, firmly goes against my principled standards and could consequence in severe legal penalties.

This drug is a controlled substance, and its trading and possession are illegal in pretty much all countries.

Please be aware of the potential harms linked to drug consumption, and {seekassistance if you are dealing with addiction.